$600,000 is the size of the fine levied by the FCC on Howard
Stern's employer for his discussion on masturbation, erections,
and homosexual sex during his show. $10,000 was the size of the
fine issued to Charles Barkley by the NBA for accidentally
spitting on an eight year old girl. $7,500 was the size of the
fine issued by the French Open to John McEnroe for swearing
during his loss in the tournament's first round. $1000 was the
fine issued by the state of Texas on a man arrested for
possession of four automatic weapons and five silencers.

A certain musical note can sexually excite cats -- the same note
when played for kittens makes them want to go to the bathroom.

If disconnected, the sex organs of an armadillo are still active.

37% of all women prefer shoe shopping to sex.

Lipstick was said to have been invented in the Eygptian times for
women that specialized in oral sex. They wanted their lips to
look more inviting.

A vast majority of married men sleep on the right hand side of
the bed (facing from the headboard), regardless of race, creed or
age. Divorced men often switch to the left side.

The saying "it's so cold out there it could freeze the balls off
a brass monkey" came from when they had old cannons like ones
used in the Civil War. The cannonballs were stacked in a pyramid
formation, called a brass monkey. When it got extremely cold
outside they would crack and break off... Thus the saying.

Cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of 11: $6,400.