If you bring a raccoon's head to the Henniker, New Hampshire town
hall, you are entitled to receive $0.10 from the town.

The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of
yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were
stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up
straight staircases.

Non-dairy creamer is flammable.

The airplane Buddy Holly died in was called "American Pie."(Thus
the name of the Don McLean song.)

The only nation whose name begins with an "A", but doesn't end in
an "A" is Afghanistan.

When opossums are playing 'possum', they are not "playing." They
actually pass out from sheer terror.