The written test for University of Texas at Austin campus police in the
1960's asked applicants the shape of their excrement to test their
ability to be observant. Maybe that's how they missed Charles Whitman.

The average cat food meal is the equivalent to about five mice.

The drink '7UP' used to contain lithium (an anti-depressant).

Sheep prefer to drink running water.

A seagull drinks salt water because it has special glands that filter
out the salt.

Forty percent of the farm-grown catfish in the United States is consumed
by Texans.

You would have to drink 100 cups of coffee in four hours to get a lethal
dose of caffeine--ten grams.

To combat the deadly killer bee, the Harris County Fire Department
(i.e., Houston, Texas) has 11 trucks equipped with soapy water sprayers
that do nothing but respond to killer bee calls. Currently, the Austin
Texas Fire Department will only deal with emergency situations involving
killer bee attacks in progress.

Fresca, the soft drink, had problems when it was sold in Mexico. Fresca
is slang for lesbian.