Gagler's Quote of the Day

January 1999 Past Mailings to our Free Mailing List

 

"Truth hurts...not the searching after, the running from."

        - John Eyberg

"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."

        - Steve Landesberg

"Opinions that are well rooted should grow and change like a healthy tree."

        - Irving Batcheller

"No, my friend, the way to have good and safe government, is not to trust it all to one, but to divide it among the many, distributing to every one exactly the functions he is competent to.  "It is by dividing and subdividing these republics from the national one down through all its subordination's, until it ends in the administration of every man's farm by himself; by placing under every one what his own eye may superintend, that all will be done for the best."

        - Thomas Jefferson, to Joseph Cabell, 1816

"Life has to be in the moment, spontaneous and vulnerable. There isn't any winning or losing. Life itself, as it flowers in depth and subtlety, is the reward, and it isn't always an easy or fun process. We must learn to see that the issue of happiness is irrelevant. The relevant quest is the expansion of consciousness."

        - Richard Moss

"The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better."

        - Barbara Pletcher

"When we cannot bear to be alone, it means we do not properly value the only companion we will have from birth to death - ourselves."

        - Eda LeShan

"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived."

        - George S. Patton, Jr.

"When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows."

        - Frederick Ryder

"Choose your rut carefully; you'll be in it for the next ten miles."

        - Road sign in Upstate New York

"Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company."

        - George Washington

"It's hard to detect good luck - it looks so much like something you've earned."

        - Fred A. Clark

"Never play cards with any man named 'Doc.' Never eat at any place called 'Mom's.' And never, ever, no matter what else you do in your whole life, never sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own."

        - Dave Peltz

"I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks."

        - Joe E. Lewis

"A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip."

        - Caskie Stinnet

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt."

        - Bertrand Russell

"All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams."

        - Elias Canetti

"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards."

        - Vernor Sanders Law

"Even when all the experts agree, they may well be mistaken."

        - Bertrand Russell

"The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget."

        - Thomas Szasz

"Freedom is not something that anybody can be given, freedom is something people take."

        - James Baldwin

"Friends are God's apology for relations."

        - Hugh Kingsmill

"Some people will believe anything if you whisper it to them."

        - Louis B. Nizer

"The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it."

        - Moliere

"Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It's not fair that some men should be happier than others."

        - Oscar Wilde

"Without passion man is a mere latent force and possibility, like the flint which awaits the shock of the iron before it can give forth its spark."

        - Henri Frederic Amiel

"Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up."

        - The Reverend Jesse Jackson

"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby."

        - Natalie Wood

"I never exaggerate. I just remember big."

        - Chi Chi Rodriguez

"It is easier to do a job right than to explain why you didn't."

        - Martin Van Buren

"I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for."

        - Jasper Carrott


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