The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an
electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the
couple on their wedding night. The carpenter figured sawing the slats
of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.

The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of
course. The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and
promised it would be memorable.

The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the groom's
buddies received the following note:

DEAR FRIENDS,

WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED. THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT I SWEAR BY GOD ALMIGHTY, I'M GOING TO KILL WHOEVER PUT NOVACAINE IN THE K-Y JELLY!"