There were two gay guy living together. One was more feminine and the
other more masculine. The masculine one lacked chest hair and it seemed
to become a real problem for him. So, one day he decided to visit the
doctor to see why he had no chest hair and if there was something he
could do about. Well, the doctor said there was nothing wrong with the
guy, and really the only thing he could try to stimulate hair growth was
to smother Vaseline all over his chest daily and perhaps the skin would
become stimulated enough to produce hair.

The masculine homosexual was elated. He went immediately home and
smothered his chest in V-gel. When his partner came home and jumped
into bed with him, he felt the Vaseline and asked, "What in the hell are
you doing?" The masculine one explained what the doctor said and waited
for comment from his partner. Finally, his partner said, "Don't you
think if that was true that you would have a "pony tail" coming out of
your ass by now?"