Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their
home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a
service station to fill up their car with gas. It seemed that the
owner of the station was once Hillary's high school love.

They exchanged hellos and then the White House couple went on their way.
As they were driving on to their final destination, Bill put his arm
around Hillary and said, "Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you
would now be the wife of a service station owner."

She smirked and replied, "No! If I had stayed with him,
HE would be the President of the United States TODAY!"