Clinton is out jogging. He passes a young boy selling puppies. "Buy a puppy Sir?" asks the lad.

"Oh no, sorry," says President Clinton. "We have a cat already you know."

"But they are Democrat puppies, sir" asserts the enterprising lad.

Clinton smiles, but again declines. The boy nods, Clinton jogs on.

The next day Clinton is jogging by the same spot.   There again is the boy still trying to sell the puppies. As Clinton jogs by he over hears the youth telling the potential customer, "But sir these are Republican puppies."

Clinton stops & says "Young man yesterday you told me those were Democrat puppies."

"Well sir," explains the child. " Since then their eyes have opened."