Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear
a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a
lady arrived without her head covering. The priest informs her
that she cannot enter without it.

A few moments later, the lady reappears, wearing her blouse
tied to her head. The shocked priest says, "Madam, I cannot
allow you to enter this holy place without your wearing a
blouse."

"But Father, I have a divine right," she informs.

"Yes, I see. And your left one isn't bad either, but you still
must wear a blouse to enter this church."