SEX DOWN UNDER
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After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraid of
spending the rest of her life alone, she decided to marry. She had
been with so many perverted men over the years that she felt she
needed a change, and would only get one by marrying a virgin male
close to her age.

She took out ads in newspapers around the world seeking a male virgin
who was 55 years old. She finally narrowed her choice to an Australian
computer programmer. After a thorough background check, she was
satisfied that he had indeed never been with a woman and they were
married.

On their wedding night, she went into the bathroom to change into
her nightie.

When she came back out, she found that her new husband had taken
the bed, and everything in the room, and stacked it in one corner of
the room.

Thinking this was rather kinky, she said to her husband, "I thought
you had never been with a woman." He replied, "That's true, but if
it's anything like sex with a kangaroo, we're going to need all the
room we can get!"