"What would you most like for your birthday?" a man asks his
wife.

She thinks for a minute. "I'd love to be ten again," smiling
broadly.

So on the morning of her birthday, he gets her up bright and
early. Off they go to the local theme park. What a day! He puts
her on every ride in the park -- The Death Slide, The Screaming
Loop, the Wall of Fear -- everything there is! Wow!

She staggers out of the park five hours later, her head reeling
and her stomach upside down. Right into McDonald's they go. Her
husband orders a double Big Mac for her along with extra fries
and a strawberry shake. Then off to a movie. It's the latest
Star Wars epic, with plenty of cotton candy, popcorn, Pepsi Cola
and M & Ms. What a fabulous adventure of a day!

Finally she wobbles home with her husband and collapses into bed.

He leans over lovingly. "Well, dear, what was it like being ten
again?"

She opens one eye and stares at him. "You idiot," she moans. "I
meant dress size!"

A young man is at his first job as a waiter in a diner. A large
trucker sits down at the counter. "Gimme 3 flat tires and a
couple of headlights."

Bewildered, the waiter goes into the kitchen. "I think this guy's
in the wrong store. He just ordered 3 flat tires and a couple of
headlights."

"He wants 3 pancakes & 2 eggs sunny-side up," the cook explains.

"Oh." So the waiter takes a bowl of beans to the trucker.

"What's this?" the trucker growls. "I didn't order this."

"I know," the waiter says. "I just figured that while you're
waiting for your parts you might as well gas up."