This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to
other tired and discouraged men.

Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just
send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are
equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your wife or
girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top
of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the
list.

When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. One of them
is bound to be better than the one you already have. At the
writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184
women, of whom 4 were worth keeping. REMEMBER this chain brings
luck.

One man's pit bull died, and the next day he received a Playboy
swimsuit model. An unmarried Jewish man living with his widowed
mother was able to choose between a Hooters waitress and a
Hollywood super model.

You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One man broke
the chain, and got his own wife back again.

Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the list below!


Bill Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC

William Jefferson Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC

W. J. Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC

William Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC

W. Jefferson Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC

William J. Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC

Slick Willie Clinton
1600 Pensylvania Ave
Washington, DC




50 Years ago.....

100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the
Ku Klux Klan.


Today.....


It's called the PGA Tour.

 
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