A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items.

She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on
the phone with his back turned to her. "Excuse me," she said,
"I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?"

The clerk turned, looked her up and down, and smiled, "Nice
tits."

A sweet 6 year old girl is sitting on Santa's Lap in a department
store.

Santa asks the young child "....and what do you want for
Christmas ? "

The sweet thing looks into Santa's eyes, and says with disgust,
..."Hey fat man, didn't you get my fucking Email ?"