A doctor had just delivered twins. They were a boy and a girl.

The head nurse brought them out for their father to see. He could
hardly believe his good fortune. The girl baby had a pink blanket
wrapped around her and the boy baby was enclosed in a blue
blanket.

He took one step forward just so he could touch the babies and
believe they had finally arrived. As he started to touch them the
nurse took a step backwards and said, "You can't touch those
babies. You aren't sterile!"

With out missing a beat, he retorted "You're telling me I'm not
sterile!"

A little girl walked daily to and from school. Though the weather
that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made
her daily trip to school.

As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with
thunder and lightning.  The mother of the little girl felt
concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked
home from school, and she herself feared the electrical storm
might harm her child.

Following the roar of thunder, lightning, like a flaming sword
would cut through the sky. Full of concern, the mother quickly
got in her car and drove along the route to her child's school.
As she did so, she saw her little girl walking along, but at each
flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up and smile.

Another and another were to follow quickly, each with the little
girl stopping, looking up and smiling. Finally, the mother called
over to her child and asked, "What are you doing?"

The child answered, "Smiling, God just keeps taking pictures of
me."