Three gay guys were discussing what they thought their favorite
sport would be. The first decides on football, 'cause of all
those gorgeous guys bending over in their tight pants.

"Definitely wrestling," sighs the second guy. "Those skimpy
little costumes, and think of the holds."

"Definitely baseball," says the third guy. "Why? Well, I'd be
pitching with the bases loaded, the batter would hit a line drive
right to me, I'd catch it, and I'd just stand there while the
other guys rounded the bases. Meanwhile, the crowd would be going
crazy, screaming, 'Throw the ball, you cocksucker!' and that's
what I like - the recognition."

Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely,
pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal.

The reminder worked like a charm as the woman discovered that she
had lost ten pounds in the first month of using this method.

The downside to this was that her husband spent so much time
going into the fridge to look at the picture that he ended up
gaining fifteen pounds!