There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first
time and she told her grandmother about it. So, the grandmother
says "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys.

"He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that but
don't let him do that.

"He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like
that but don't let him do that.

"He is going to try and put his hands between your legs, you are
going to like that but don't let him do that.

"But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you
have his way with you. You are going to like that but, don't let
him do that, it will disgrace the family."

With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.

The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just
like she said. But she said "Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace
the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him,
and disgraced HIS family..."

The two female teens were discussing a news article concerning
gasoline fumes causing impotence in the male.

"Aren't you worried about Tommy's new job at the gas station?
Those fumes could cause him to lose the lead in his pencil."

"Doesn't matter." giggled the other girl. "He doesn't do all my
writing, anyway!"