Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their
local police station they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin
board, of the 10 most wanted criminals.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really
was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman.
"The detectives want very badly to capture him."

Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his
picture?"

My boyfriend and I were at my daughter's volleyball game when we
noticed an adult couple in the bleachers.

They were being VERY affectionate. She was running her hands all
over him and nibbling on his ear. He had his hands on her
chest. I said to my boyfriend, "I don't know whether to watch
them or the game."

He said, "Watch THEM! You already KNOW how to play volleyball."