Roger is a hard worker, and he spends most of his nights bowling or
playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs to
relax a little and take a break from sports, so she takes him to a strip
club (work with me here).

The doorman at the club spots them and says "Hey Roger! How are you
tonight?"

His wife, surprised, asks her husband if he has been here before. "No,
no. He's just one of the guys I bowl with."

They are seated, and the waitress approaches, sees Roger and says "Nice
to see you, Roger. A gin and tonic as usual?"

His wife's eyes widen. "You must come here a lot!"

"No, no" says Roger "I just know her from volleyball."

Then a stripper walks up to the table. She throws her arms around Roger
and says "Roger! A table dance as usual?"

His wife, fuming, collects her things and storms out of the bar.

Roger follows her and spots her getting into a cab, so he jumps into the
passenger seat. His wife looks at him, seething with fury and lets
Roger have it with both barrels.

At this, the cabby leans over and says "Sure looks like you picked up a
bitch tonight, Roger!"