The Husband - Hey ... Hey! Where are you going with your bags packed?
The Wife - I am going to Las Vegas. You make no money and show me no love.
I just can't take it anymore.
he Husband - You don't gamble, why are you going to Vegas?
The Wife - Hey I hear that you get $200 a blow job out in Las Vegas.
The Husband - Runs upstairs, and comes down with his bags packed.
The Wife - Where are you going?
The Husband - I am going to Vegas, I want to see how you live on $400 a year.

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