What's 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-?
Karen Carpenter's dress size.

Why couldn't they sell Karen Carpenter's house?
No kitchen.

She wasn't much of a conversationalist...
She hated chewing the fat.

If Mama Cass gave Karen Carpenter her sandwich...
They'd both be alive today.

What's Richard Carpenter's newest tribute song?
"She Aint Heavy, She's My Sister"

What was Karen Carpenter's last words?
"Make that a diet coke."

Who is the patron saint of Ethiopia?
Karen Carpenter

Why didn't Karen have a good childhood?
She was starved for affection.

What was written on Karen Carpenter's shirt when she died?
"I beat bulimia."