A blonde had a near death experience the other day when she went horseback
riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of
control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off. With
her foot caught in the stirrup, she fell head first to the ground. Her head
continued to bounce on the ground as the horse did not stop or even slow
down.

Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager
came out and unplugged it. Thank goodness for heroes.