Some politically correct phrases for those who need help communicating in the office.

OLD PHRASES...........................NEW PHRASES

No fucking way...........................I'm not certain that's feasible
You've got to be shitting me?............Really?
Tell someone who gives a shit............Perhaps you should check with...
Ask me if I give a shit..................Of course I'm concerned.
It's not my fucking problem..............I wasn't involved in that project
What the fuck?...........................Interesting behavior....
Fuck it..It won't work...................I'm not sure I can implement this.
Why the fuck didn't they tell me sooner?......I'll try to schedule that.
When the fuck do you expect me to do this?....Perhaps I can work late?
Who the fuck cares.......................Are you sure it's a problem?
He's got his head up his ass.............He's not familiar with the problem.
Eat shit.................................You don't say?
Eat shit and die.........................Excuse me?
Eat shit and die motherfucker........... Excuse me,sir?
What the fuck do they want from me?......They weren't happy with it?
Kiss my ass..............................So you would like my help with it?
Fuck it, I'm on salary.................. I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
Shove it up your ass.....................I don't think you understand.
This job sucks shit......................I love a challenge.