A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years and
tells the priest he's been having sexual intercourse with a pig ever
since his wife died.

The priest asks him if he intends to continue doing it and whether the
pig is a male or female.

"No! I'm not doing it anymore!" says the farmer.   "And the pig is a
female, of course.  What the hell do you think I am -- a goddam queer?