Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar.

One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more
cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass!"

Too late -- he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away.
Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language.

"That's okay," the blonde replied, "I have a very similar problem... If
I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car!"