A blonde *man* from Arkansas is going on his first overseas trip.

He drives all the way into Little Rock to apply for a passport.
In the passport office, the government official sees that he is
visibly puzzled filling his passport application.

The passport official looks over his shoulder, and sees the
blonde trying to write 'twice a week' into the small space
labeled 'SEX.'

The official explains: "No, no, no. That is not what we mean by
this question. We are asking 'Male' or 'Female.'"

"Doesn't matter," the blonde answers.

A young boy was kneeling by his bed and saying his prayers and
asked God to make him a good boy.

The boy's father, passing by the bedroom, overheard his son
praying "And make me a good boy if You can. And if You can't,
don't worry about it, 'cause I'm having fun the way I am."