A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is
foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a
close shave around the cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small
wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between
your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber
proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.
After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech.

"And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow
like everyone else does."

The greatest truck driver in the world was driving along a
country lane late one night when his truck broke down. All he
could see was a faint light in the distance. So he headed towards
it. He came to an old farmhouse and knocked on the door.

"Hello," he says, "I'm the greatest truck driver in the world and
my truck is broken down. I wonder could I have a bed for the
night?"

"Well," says the farmer, "there's only two rooms, myself and the
wife in one, and my young daughter in the other."

"Look, I'm the greatest truck driver in the world and all I want
is a bed for the night, your daughter will be as safe as a
house," says the greatest truck driver in the world.

"All right," says the farmer, and they all went to bed.

At four in the morning, the farmer heard the headboard next door
banging against the wall. He got up and looked in, there was the
greatest truck driver in the world driving it into his daughter,
with his bare ass going up and down.

He went down stairs and loaded the shotgun. He snuck into the
room and shoved the shotgun up the greatest truck driver in the
world's asshole. "All right," he says, "if you're the greatest
truck driver in the world, try and reverse out of there with a
full load."