This is a genuine e-mail from the Asst. Office Mgr. for Sun
Microsystems at Corporate, and went out to all corporate
employees.

To: All Corporate Employees
Subject: Copier!
Date: Thursday, July 24, 1999

PLEASE PLEASE please please please-I am begging here-keep any and
all paper clips away from the copier! We have had two service
calls in the last few days removing paper clips, staples and a
binder clip from the innards of the copier.  PLEASE be really
really really really careful around the copier. Especially the
document handler, which seems to suck clits like a vacuum
cleaner.