A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained
weight. She'd made her family's favorite cake over the weekend,
she reported, and they'd eaten half of it at dinner.

The next day, she said, she kept staring at the other half, until
finally she cut a thin slice for herself. One slice led to
another, and soon the whole cake was gone. The woman went on to
tell us how upset she was with her lack of willpower, and how she
knew her husband would be disappointed.

Everyone commiserated, until someone asked what her husband said
when he found out. She smiled. "He never found out. I made
another cake and ate half!"

This woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor
comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your
baby."

The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby,
Doctor? What's wrong???"

The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your
baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

The woman says, "A hermaphrodite... what's that???"

The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has
the...er...features... of a male and a female."

The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a
penis... AND a brain?"