On a park bench in Miami. They had been meeting that park every
sunny day, for over 12 years...chatting, and enjoying each others
friendship.

One day, the younger of the two ladies, turns to the other and
says,...."Please don't be angry with me, dear, but I am
embarrassed, after all these years...What is your name ? I am
trying to remember, but I just can't."

The older friend glares at her at first. Then, looking very
distressed, says nothing for 2 full minutes, and finally says, 
"How soon do you have to know?"

"You're in remarkable shape for a man your age," said the doctor
to the ninety-year old man after the examination.

"I know it," said the old gentleman. "I've really got only one
complaint-my sex drive is too high. Got anything you can do for
that, Doc?"

The doctor's mouth dropped open. "Your what?!" he gasped.

"My sex drive," said the old man. "It's too high, and I'd like to
have you lower it if you can."

"Lower it?!" exclaimed the doctor, still unable to believe what
the ninety-year old gentleman was saying. "Just what do you
consider 'high'?"

"These days it seems like it's all in my head, Doc," said the old
man, "and I'd like to have you lower it a couple of feet if you
can."