For all of you who will be sharpening the pencils this week for
the dreaded US tax return deadline...

The Way Taxes Should Be

Enter the amount you made in 2000 on line 1 1. ____________

Take your pen and count over two places to the left from the
little dot. (The decimal place) Enter that amount on line 2
That's 2. ____________  your tax. Live with it.

Do you want to give the Government more money?
(Circle one) Y N

If "Yes" then enter that amount here. 3. ____________


Add lines 2 and 3 together. 4. ____________


Send the amount on line 4 to: The Government
PO Box 1
Washington DC 00000