A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened.  Then he decided to write a letter to God requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton.

The President was so impressed, touched and amused by the letter that he instructed his secretary to send the boy a $5 bill. President Clinton thought that  this would be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5 and wrote a Thank You note to God, which read, "Dear, God. Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had it sent through Washington, D.C., and, as usual, those scumbags deducted $95."